Shit Samwich

16 Jul

July 16, 2016

God gave all people six senses, or even more. But everyone has the six basic senses. We all know about taste, touch, smell, sight and hearing, and God also gave us our common sense. We use all our senses together. Some things our common sense tells us is if we touch something, and it’s hot, don’t touch it! If we see a dangerous animal, we run away! Or if we smell something that smells like shit, we don’t eat it! Because our common sense tells us that a bad smell means “do not eat”. Some folks may ignore their common sense and taste something that smells like shit, and they will realize it also tastes like shit! That means don’t eat it! Even Cheech and Chong can tell you if it looks like shit, smells like shit, tastes like shit, it must be shit! So don’t eat it. That’s why God gave us all our senses – to use them. Many people ignore their senses though, and they say to themselves if they forget about the fact they are eating shit, and put some salt on it and stuff, it tastes pretty good to them.

Now flies love to eat shit. Flies love to eat anything that smells like shit. What they love even more than shit is dead meat, because it is another kind of shit. Not only do they eat it, they lay their eggs in it, and maggots live and eat dead meat. That’s where we get the phrase “shit eating maggots”. That’s also where we get the phrase “Eat shit and die”. Now isn’t that funny!

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