Those Crazy Conspiracy Theorists!

28 Oct

October 28, 2015

St. Matthew Chapter 16

19 And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven:

And God did give us the Keys to the Kingdom. One of the Keys is the commandments, keeping God’s commandments. We need to keep ALL God’s commandments, or we will lose our commandment Key.

Now the thing is, the only way to be saved and be allowed to enter into Heaven, spoken of in the Holy Bible, is through Jesus. Now this is not just the only way to Heaven, but all men have to receive their salvation through Jesus. There is no other way. We all have to rely on Jesus to be saved. All other roads lead to the Lake of Fire. Without Jesus to save us, ALL men would perish in hell. So we have very much to be thankful for, and grateful for. That goes for me, and everyone else, too. I changed my daily prayer a little, where i used to pray that i would be a good person to myself and to others, now i pray that i will be the best that i can be.

Before i spoke about becoming a Christian and compared it to learning to be a concert piano player. When we take up the piano book and decide we are going to learn to play the piano, we sacrifice our time and efforts, and we take up our daily burden of practicing. Much like Christianity. Unless we put in the daily practice and sacrifice and efforts, we won’t be able to be a concert pianist. And if we don’t put in the effort and sacrifice and daily practice of being a Christian, neither will we become Christians.

And if we only do it half-fast, then we are just wasting our time. Those people i would consider “too lazy” to put in the effort to go to Heaven. They want to go to Heaven without having to put forth any effort or sacrifice. They don’t want to take up their cross. They want to become concert pianists without having to practice. But Jesus tells us, those who don’t take up their crosses are “not worthy”.

People sure do believe some crazy “conspiracy theories” though, that’s for sure! It makes me LOL! For example, some people believe that in a big huge explosion of fire and energy, that’s how life was created! That’s prepostorous! We all know if you set off a bomb it is only going to kill things, it’s not going to “create life”. After the fireball went down, out came the first people, they said. LOL! People believe that the biggest explosion of all, ever, the so-called Big Bang is what created life. People will believe just about anything you tell them, except for the Truth. In fact, if you tell people the Truth, they might get mad and want to kill you!

Another funny thing i notice about people, since i have become more or less enlightened, is how people are proud of themselves, and vain. From my vantage point, the people are being ridiculous when they are acting proud and vain and self centered. For example, people sometimes remind me of a female chimp, who thinks she’s really hot stuff. That female chimp will shave her armpits, and shave her mustache, and pluck her unibrow, and then do a comb-over on her scraggly looking hair, put on some perfume to cover up the stink, and that chimp will think she is really hot stuff! But i can see through all that, and i can recognize her for what she is: a dirty, hairy, stinky animal.

Well, once again, overconfidence plays it’s part. Pride raises its head, and brings down a mad man! One thing that Satan didn’t count on, in his plan for world domination, is that the sheep herd might wake up before Satan has his plan finished. And the sheep herd might find out Satan’s plan and ruin it! Satan of course, being such a fool, did not have a back up plan in place, in case the sheep did wake up! Whoops! Now Satan was caught unprepared and he doesn’t have a contingency plan! Oh, how terrible! The master plans, ruined! because, well, they weren’t very masterful! LOL! So now Satan doesn’t have an exit strategy, so he is going to have to resort to his FHTP plan- the feces hits the panties plan! It’s got to be abysmal!

St. John Chapter 9

31 Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a
worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.
32 Since the world began was it not heard that any man opened the
eyes of one that was born blind.
33 If this man were not of God, he could do nothing.


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